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Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.
Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS
Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro
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People Are Saying This Puppy Is A Hybrid Between A Cat And A Dog And It Has The Derpiest Expressions.
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bi🤟irl
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The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel
10 times as many Londons as England
30 times as many Parises as France
World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.
I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.
This is exactly what the English language does with other languages’ vocabulary. Including the inability to pronounce them correctly.
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i’m a failure at everything except being fat and ugly
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It doesn’t matter how many times you ask if I’m ok, I never answer truthfully. In my mind it’s too much for you and anyway, you don’t want to know.
